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Knock KnockWhos there Baby Baby who Baby from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love, my baby love.... !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love, my baby love.... !
What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !
What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !
What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !
What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !
How does a baby ghost cryBoohoo Boohoo from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"
How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"
Why does a mother carry her babyThe from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.
Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.
I got a letter from my sister from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl. So I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt.
I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl. So I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt.
Why do we dress baby girls in from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.
Little Johnny s next door neighbors had from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said "Now, son... that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears or I am really going to spank you when we get back home." "I promise not to mention his ears at all" said Little Johnny. At the neighbors home, Little Johnny leaned over in the crib and touched the baby's hand He looked at it's mother and said "Oh What a Beautiful little baby". The mother said "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said, "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes.... Did his doctor say that he can see good?" The Mother said "why, yes Johnny... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision. Little Johnny said "well, its a darn good thing, cause he sure couldn't wear glasses!!!
Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said "Now, son... that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears or I am really going to spank you when we get back home." "I promise not to mention his ears at all" said Little Johnny. At the neighbors home, Little Johnny leaned over in the crib and touched the baby's hand He looked at it's mother and said "Oh What a Beautiful little baby". The mother said "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said, "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes.... Did his doctor say that he can see good?" The Mother said "why, yes Johnny... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision. Little Johnny said "well, its a darn good thing, cause he sure couldn't wear glasses!!!
A family of ducks were walking down from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, "Excuse me, my mom died down the road. Would you tell me what I am?" "Well", said the skunk "You have webbed feet, a beak, and feathers. You must be a duck." "Thanks" said the duck; then the skunk said, "My mom died down the road too, will you tell me what I am?" "Well", said the duck, "Your black, your white, & your mom's dead, you must be O.J.'s kid"
A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, "Excuse me, my mom died down the road. Would you tell me what I am?" "Well", said the skunk "You have webbed feet, a beak, and feathers. You must be a duck." "Thanks" said the duck; then the skunk said, "My mom died down the road too, will you tell me what I am?" "Well", said the duck, "Your black, your white, & your mom's dead, you must be O.J.'s kid"
Q Whats pink and red and cant from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
Q Whats brown and in a babys from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Q Where does a white baby go from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel Q: Where does a black baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: A Bat!
Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel Q: Where does a black baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: A Bat!
A baby polar bear goes up to from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. I'm all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear." Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am I pure polar bear?" She answers, "Of course you are honey. I'm all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear." Still not convinced the baby polar bear goes to his grandparents and asks, "Grandmom...Grandpop...am I all polar bear?" His grandmother answers, "Of course you are sweetie. We're all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie?" The baby polar bears replies, "Because I'm f****** freezing!"
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. I'm all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear." Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am I pure polar bear?" She answers, "Of course you are honey. I'm all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear." Still not convinced the baby polar bear goes to his grandparents and asks, "Grandmom...Grandpop...am I all polar bear?" His grandmother answers, "Of course you are sweetie. We're all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie?" The baby polar bears replies, "Because I'm f****** freezing!"
Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin' ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?" "Uh huh," answered Odell. "We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him when he gets old enough ta talk!"
Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin' ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?" "Uh huh," answered Odell. "We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him when he gets old enough ta talk!"
Q How many baby sitters does it from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.
Mother Why is there a strange baby from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
What did the Pharaohs use to keep from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
Three men were discussing at a bar from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins" "That's funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets" The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!" When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins" "That's funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets" The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!" When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!
Mum is it true my baby sister from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her out.
Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her out.
Why did the baby monster put his from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.
Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.
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